Thursday, September 18, 2008

Everything I need to know about dating I learned from a Disney Movie.

Snow White
In life there is likely to be an abundance of dwarfs and a shortage of tall princes.

Beauty and the Beast
Beauty is more than skin deep; allow time to get deep.

Cinderella
It’s good to be fashionably late and to leave the prince wanting more.

Sleeping Beauty
The situation will likely be better when you give yourself time to sleep it off.

Peter Pan
Wendy may have fun with Peter Pan, but eventually she will decide it is time to grow up. If only Peter would grow up too.

I would love to know all the lessons you have learned. Please post a comment.

3 comments:

Amy said...

And there is always Eric who had no clue what Ariel was trying to say. Guys don't get you spelling it out, you have to say everything exactly how you mean it.

MsBanana said...

Of course we could take the optimistic look and remember what the Dixie Chicks say and never accept less than the fairytale...

Mary said...

From The Emperor's New Groove: the King may turn into a llama, then back into a king.

Lady and the Tramp: Eat spaghetti with a boy. You may end up bumping noses.

The Lion King: Your childhood friend may end up going through a bug-eating phase, but then he will come back handsome and brave

Aladdin: Go out with a rebel if he has a magic genie