If Suzanne goes to the doctor...

If Suzanne goes to the Doctor she will find out that she has high blood pressure, rotated hip bones, weak legs, and needs to go to Physical Therapy. (Apparently Suzanne does not have high blood pressure, she just hate going to the doctor and her heart reflects that!)

When Suzanne goes to Physical Therapy she will find out that she needs to exercise her hamstrings and quads. She will decide she likes the hard foam roller and will need to buy one.

When Suzanne starts doing her exercises she will find that her knees no longer hurt. She will have to go to they gym more often.

When Suzanne goes to the gym more often she will find that she can run for more than a mile and her knees will not hurt, but her lungs will.

When Suzanne finds that she can run for longer she will need new exercise clothes to look good at the gym.

When Suzanne goes to Dick's Sporting Goods she will spend too much time trying on exercise merchandise, and way too much money. But she will look cute at the gym.